Sally. 18. US. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
just because you dont like being around black people doesnt makes you racist jfc
yeah it really does
Seriously though you’re single because all you care about is anime and that means you’re still 5 years old.
dang maybe lord of the rings for life is onto something
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
Bruce Willis is talking to a parrot. “I’m Bruce Willis” he says. The parrot repeats it. “Yeah right” Bruce says, but is secretly worried
Dog caught staring
my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me
is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’
that would be the sister
hey kids, if someone’s pressuring you to drink alcohol or smoke weed, they’re not cool, they’re fuckin rad as hell and you should definitely do it
HOW MANY PLANETS ARE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM???
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
ummmm p sure “the guac costs extra” is actually sadder