Sally. 19. US. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows
The salmon send their best assassin
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.
The band has had a few different names over the years.