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Sally. 19. US. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H
I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things.

I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things.

assballconnector:

crimewave420:

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

Anonymous said: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

Anonymous said: Hi, I'm a white male from New Zealand who tunes into your great podcasts. I notice that you don't associate very much with white people. Your posts consist of your friends who appear all to be Indian sikh. This indicates a lack of social diversity...

sixgreenapples:

we speak your language, wear your clothes, abide by your rules.  what your privledge won’t allow you to understand is all we have left is each other.

dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

casibarria:

These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.