Sally. 18. US. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano
did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it
My wedding vows are going to be solely Ezra Koenig tweets
will you take this man to be your husband?
Gabourey Sidibe continues to live the dream
this man ran a country for 8 fucking years
this is smooth as hell why u hating? Hate him for bein a horrible president but it’s quite unfair to bag on his groovy moves
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class