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Sally. 19. US. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

africandad:

"touch my butt and buy me pizza"

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

j5h:

euo:

When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

westborofaptist:

smiles-hide-secrets:

westborofaptist:

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

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