Sally. 19. US. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
serving size: 4
all 4 me
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.