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Sally. 18. US. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

nowyoukno:

Now You Know how to reset your biological body clock. (Source)

nowyoukno:

Now You Know how to reset your biological body clock. (Source)

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

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oomshi:

fuckinq:

oomshi:

time pisses me off

shut up

janoskifags:

basedgosh:

im 5 years old i dont care i laughed at this bird
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basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

edens-blog:

yeah ok but
a multi-headed dragon hydra type monster that learns to sing barbershop quartet style music

mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

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occasionalmadness:

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

occasionalmadness:

buggy-heichou:

Me when I fight enemies in video games.

I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever.  And I’m not sure which cat I am.

thebootygoon:

cant keep ya eyes off my fatty daddy i want u 

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(na na) 

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surfbourdt surfboardt 

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

Quick, without checking to see how it’s spelled, tell me this man’s name

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zerostop:

whenever i see this gif

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i think of this one time my sister was riding in the car and she was doodling

and she finished drawing this shark right at a stop light so she turns to the guy in the car next to her and holds up her drawing and shows it to him

and he looks over at it and he makes like that exact expression