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Sally. 19. US. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows

dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:

nitrogen:

(18+)

why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who knows

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

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killallskellys:

I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.

killallskellys:

I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.

The band has had a few different names over the years. 

krn-jesus:

niggablvd:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

princess-fellatio:

That’s his cinnamon apple.

let her go my nigg, let her go

You was my fucking cinnamon apple

Omg

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