Sally. 19. US. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
How to spoon:
Dick hard on the butt
Titty in my hand
Kiss ya neck
HOW TO SPOON
DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
TITTY IN MY HAND
KISS YA NECK
H E L L Y E A H
I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things.
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
"is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one
Anonymous said: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden
i’m calling the official president of the usa
Anonymous said: Hi, I'm a white male from New Zealand who tunes into your great podcasts. I notice that you don't associate very much with white people. Your posts consist of your friends who appear all to be Indian sikh. This indicates a lack of social diversity...
we speak your language, wear your clothes, abide by your rules. what your privledge won’t allow you to understand is all we have left is each other.
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so
but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form
no thank you
These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.