caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i truly be sayin “fuck i gotta lie for” when i’m lyin my heart out

kingofbastille:

ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it

parkersandrecreation:

From army

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

image

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

vinebox:

grandpa Watchn Nicki Minaj Anaconda

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping